Time for some Friday fun! Image here, text version below. Colored squares are for bonus points: if someone uses both arguments in a particular color, give them a gold star for lack of intellectual consistency.
|That’s not a real religion. It’s too new!||We gave you some rights, don’t ask for more.||Nobody ever complained before.||You don’t really believe that.||You’re going to curse me!|
|There are too few of you to accommodate.||You worship nature and hate humans!||You’re going to have orgies and sacrifice babies!||Your gods aren’t real.||You haven’t heard me tell you about Jesus yet.|
|The occult makes people possessed!||If you don’t want to pray you can just stand quietly.||You’re restricting my rights!||You’ve got a victim mentality.||Fortune-telling is just a scam.|
|You just invented holidays to get time off.||You worship the devil!||You’re rebelling against your parents.||We’ll pray the way the majority wants.||Make me understand your religion before I respect it.|
|You’re stupid for believing in magic.||You invented a goddess because you’re all lesbians.||You’re just worshiping the real God under a different name.||You’re not a real religion without a book.||Polytheism (or animism) is so primitive!|
Many thanks to Grafton for help with the images. Hat tip to Anti-feminist bingo, which I used as a model.