Young couple walking dogs: Excuse me, is there anything else on this end of the island?
Me: The trail goes around in a loop. They must be lost.
YCWD: Right, but is there anything else back there?
Me: ? Only some of the most beautiful un-cultivated land with trails for ten miles around.
YCWD: Like, any statues or stuff?
Me: No, the only statue is in the center of the island. Lady, this is DC. Haven’t you seen enough statues?
Me: The rest is supposed to be nature.
No, there’s nothing there.