Still under development. Contributions welcome!
Lager: Beach beer
Ale: Pub beer
Lambic: Wine cooler for beer snobs (without FD&C Blue No. 5)
Stout: Knife and fork beer
Guinness: Beer that you have to consume before it develops tool use and tries to consume you.
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About Literata
Literata is a Wiccan who studies theaology and enjoys developing poetry and rituals. Her work has appeared in several anthologies, including
Mandragora,
Anointed, and
Queen of the Sacred Way as well as multiple periodicals. When she's not leading Rose Coven, reading Tarot, or communing with nature, she works on her Ph.D. dissertation in history and enjoys travel and spending time with her husband and four cats.
Please note that everything Literata writes here is solely her own personal opinion. It does not represent the position of any organization with which she is affiliated.
Macro-Brew: Frat Party/Army Party Beer.
Foster’s: Canadian for Australian Beer.
Alkypops: She Looked Twenty-one, Honest Beer.
Octoberfest: Who Cares how it tastes, theres a lot of Beer.
Malt Liquor: Low income but I want to get drunk Beer.
IPA: wood-oven pizza beer.
Porter: the dark chocolate-covered espresso bean of beer.